Written business diagnostics

Find out what's actually wrong with your business.

You're inside it every day, so you can't see it. I look from the outside, work out what your numbers are really saying, and write it down in plain English. No calls. No retainer. One document with an end.

From an actual report 50 staff · $30k/mo · break-even
AI / GEO 2 people · one month old
$3,250/person
▲ Above water
Local SEO 48 people · ten years old
$490/person
▼ Underwater
A person costs $600
Two people were out-earning the other forty-eight, per head, in their first month. Nobody had noticed.
Which part of your business earns its keep? Live · nothing saved
Service lineRevenue / moPeople

Works for any business. Put in your own lines, jobs, locations, or products. This example is a trades shop, swap it for whatever yours are.

You get a real document, not a call

Two PDFs land in your inbox inside a week. The numbers, and the plan. Written to read, print, and hand to anyone on your team.

Business Teardown
The Plan
PREPARED FOR YOUR BUSINESS · CONFIDENTIAL
Business Teardown
What The
Numbers Say
PREPARED FOR YOUR BUSINESS · CONFIDENTIAL
AI / GEO · 2 people$3,250 Above
Local SEO · 48 people$490 Under
WATERLINE$600

Every number carries a status

Above the line or below it. Known or not established. You see exactly where the business is strong, where it's leaking, and how sure I am about each one. No jargon, no filler, no twenty pages of throat-clearing.

Most owners already know something is off

You can feel it before you can prove it. The answer is usually already sitting in your own numbers. It's just that nobody has put them side by side.

Busier than last year, making lessThe hours went up and the bank account didn't.
Sales are fine, cash isn'tProfitable on paper, short every month anyway.
One part feels like it's draggingYou suspect it, you can't prove it, so it stays.
Everyone says spend more on adsAnd something about that feels wrong to you.

How it works

1

You send the numbers

Revenue, roughly what it costs to run, how many people, where customers come from. Round figures are fine.

2

I take it apart

Your numbers, your website, your reviews, your costs. The way a customer sees it and the way an accountant would.

3

You get two documents

The numbers: what's happening. The plan: what I'd do, in order, starting with three things for this week.

One outside look found what a year of effort couldn't.

The example in the tool up top is real. Fifty staff, break-even, and the owner never saw it.

Start yours

Three ways to figure out what's wrong. Only one hands you a document.

You've got options when something feels off in the business. Here's honestly how a teardown stacks up against the usual two.

Teardown Report$197, onceA consultant$2k+ / retainerDoing nothingthe default
You get it in writingsometimes
No calls or meetings required
Fixed price, known up frontn/a
Ends. No ongoing commitment
Tells you how sure it is, line by linerarely
Puts the problem in writing you can act onsometimes

Not a knock on good consultants. Some are worth every dollar. This just isn't that, and it doesn't cost that.

The document is the product. There's no pitch on page twenty-one.

I'm not going to spend twenty pages telling you what's wrong so I can sell you the fix. There's no fix to sell. You get the findings, you decide what to do, and it ends there.

Every finding tells you how sure I am

Most reports state everything with the same confidence. That's how owners end up acting on guesses. Mine are graded, line by line.

Known

Comes straight from your figures. No interpretation involved.

Calculated

Worked out from your figures using an assumption, and the assumption is stated right there.

Not established

Something the data points at but can't prove. I'll tell you it's my read, not a fact.

Find out next

The one piece of information that would turn a signal into an answer.

Who this is for

This works if

  • You're already making money, it's just not going where you expect
  • You have more than one product or service and aren't sure which one is actually paying
  • You're busy all the time and it isn't turning into anything
  • You'd rather have the truth in writing than a pep talk on a call

It's probably not for you if

  • You're not selling anything yet, there's nothing to look at
  • You already know the problem and just need someone to do the work
  • You want someone to run the business with you, that's not this
  • You're not comfortable sharing rough numbers, it can't work without them

Who's actually looking at it

I'm Richard, I'm on Long Island, and I've been building and running my own businesses for years now. Affiliate sites, CPA offers, YouTube channels, an SEO business, a documentary channel, a bunch of different things in a bunch of different markets. I think that's the whole reason I can look at your business and actually see what's going on, because someone who's only ever run one kind of business is going to look at yours through that one lens, and they miss stuff.

Some of the things I built made money. Some of them I shut down when the numbers told me to, and honestly that's the part that matters here, because knowing when to stop doing something is the hardest call you make as an owner, and most of the people handing out advice have never actually had to make it with their own money on the line.

The example in the tool up top is a real one. The owner had been working twelve hour days for a year, and he was sure it was a marketing problem. It wasn't. He just couldn't see it from where he was sitting, and I could, because I wasn't inside it every day the way he was.

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